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Selected song name: Allentown
Singer Name: Ed Helms
Lyrics written by: Ed Helms

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Well we're living here in Allentown
And he's driven our lives into the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk

I was happy and my life was good
Getting married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got f**ked in the a** by a girl with a d**k

And we're living here in Allentown
But they're taking Teddy's finger now
And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my sh*t
And shoot Allen in the face
And shoot myself